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The intensity is very apparent.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:34:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/12/11/failed-endeavors-travel-show-pilot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/838.jpg</image:loc><image:title>838</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:33:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/12/11/my-irrational-fear-of-getting-a-massage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/massage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Getting a Massage</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:33:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/12/19/experiments-in-manliness-im-building-something-with-my-hands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 3</image:title><image:caption>Mmmmm. A sexy side profile...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title><image:caption>There's nothing quite like the look of red oak!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>With the tap holes drilled. (That's what she said)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-41.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 4</image:title><image:caption>There's a reason it's called stain. It stains EVERYTHING.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Temperature Control</image:title><image:caption>Temperature control, bitches!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Finished Product</image:title><image:caption>Everything is installed, now just a way to keep the beer from freezing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:33:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/09/12/european-perspective-kiss-hug-or-handshake/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/kiss.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kiss</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:33:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/10/24/king-of-the-castle-holiday-decorations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/untitled22.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Untitled22</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:32:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/08/02/how-to-lose-weight-and-become-a-huge-ahole-in-the-process/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/webcomicreal.jpg</image:loc><image:title>webcomicreal</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/weightcomic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>weightcomic</image:title><image:caption>Click 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she really think I'm sexy, or is she just saying due to ulterior motives?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:31:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/02/26/the-power-of-pure-conditioning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hair</image:title><image:caption>So good it hurts...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:30:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/05/31/the-power-of-pure-skin-care-lets-lotion-the-f-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/origins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>origins</image:title><image:caption>Not an official advertisement...yet.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:30:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/06/12/manly-recipes-beer-can-chicken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/1013079_10101316629670510_1081734459_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>1013079_10101316629670510_1081734459_n</image:title><image:caption>This chicken never saw it coming.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:30:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/04/11/ill-share-my-life-but-i-wont-share-my-pie-a-love-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pie</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:29:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/04/10/a-modern-application-of-1-corinthians-13/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/commandments.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>commandments</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-06T19:26:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/04/18/solid-advice-for-new-husbands-a-good-trim-is-important-for-areas-other-than-your-head-and-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/bush.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bush</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/solid-advice.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>solid advice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:29:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/05/06/husband-science-my-wifes-waning-enthusiasm-in-regards-to-taco-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/taconight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taconight</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/taconightgraph.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taconightgraph</image:title><image:caption>A more accurate representation of my wife's feelings.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:29:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/05/09/how-to-wear-the-pants-in-your-relationship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/pants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pants</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:28:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/03/12/the-curious-case-of-too-many-fing-pillows/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-07T13:28:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2014/01/29/manly-reviews-the-fitbit-flex/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fitbit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fitbit</image:title><image:caption>All sorts of manly 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did it, why can't 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is for your health, your self esteem and preventing large men from pummeling you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-31T14:22:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/05/03/the-hypocrisy-of-cat-owners-in-regards-to-human-children/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/assholecat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>assholecat</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-31T14:21:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/05/02/interesting-ways-to-motivate-your-partners-weight-loss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/eating.jpg</image:loc><image:title>eating</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-31T14:21:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/05/14/the-reverse-gosling-effect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/gos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gos</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-31T14:21:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/05/08/slow-news-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/dsc00204.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SONY 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Bro</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T12:32:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/04/19/product-reviews-by-men-pirate-pizza-will-steal-your-heart-savagely-murder-your-hunger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pirate.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pirate</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T12:32:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/04/17/european-perspective-spring-of-the-living-statues/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/livingstatue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>livingstatue</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-01T17:19:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/04/24/model-husband-presents-ask-a-husband/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/ask.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ask</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-24T16:00:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/04/08/is-a-roomba-worth-the-risk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/irobot2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>irobot2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/roomba2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roomba2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/roombas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roombas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T15:54:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/03/19/bad-ideas-in-the-history-of-man-womens-suffrage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/suffrage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suffrage</image:title><image:caption>Fortunately for him, this guy didn't make it to the 21st century.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T13:05:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/03/20/help-out-your-wife-or-get-ready-to-sign-some-papers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/help.jpg</image:loc><image:title>help</image:title><image:caption>The most important chore on the list...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T13:05:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/03/26/a-healthy-balance-of-bros-and-hoes-countering-the-bros-before-hoes-mythos-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/brosbefore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brosbefore</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-17T13:04:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/04/12/dont-worry-be-happy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/kimum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kimum</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-12T18:20:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/03/27/fitness-for-men-by-men-my-wieners-day-in-the-sun/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/eye-rape.jpeg</image:loc></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-27T16:26:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/03/18/then-vs-now-the-attractiveness-of-youth-or-mental-stability/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/fit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fit</image:title><image:caption>At least I was wearing pants...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ethanvsbear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ethanvsbear</image:title><image:caption>Instead of using photoshop in a useful way, I used it to place myself into weird of dangerous situations. I guess not much has changed.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-27T11:22:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/03/15/the-worst-non-profane-things-you-could-call-your-wife/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/wifeinsult.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wifeinsult</image:title><image:caption>This isn't going to end well...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/the-worst-things.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>the-worst-things</image:title><image:caption>This isn't going to end well.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/the-worst-things.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>the worst things</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-22T06:21:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/03/14/facebook-makes-parenting-sound-super-lame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/emotionbeer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>emotionbeer</image:title><image:caption>This this is why Facebook parents don't party with their kids.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-20T08:58:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/03/07/when-fitness-boot-camp-goes-wrong-my-wife-beat-the-sht-out-of-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/manvswoman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>manvswoman</image:title><image:caption>We're more than happy to submit to your will.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/woman-vs-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woman vs man</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-15T14:31:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/02/12/get-your-game-face-on-valentines-day-in-paris/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/cday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cday</image:title><image:caption>Congratulations, you get to spend the rest of your life with contestant number 2!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-15T08:21:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/02/15/home-alone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/billalone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>billalone</image:title><image:caption>The lengths some guys will go to please their wives.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/home-alone.png</image:loc><image:title>home alone</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-15T08:20:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/02/20/when-the-shoes-dont-make-the-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tower.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tower</image:title><image:caption>I opted for a prettier picture since my feet are currently 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taste.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-15T07:37:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/02/01/how-to-save-a-bunch-of-money-on-valentines-day-and-other-advice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/v-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>v day</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-15T07:37:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/02/27/sex-advice-for-committed-men-probably-nsfw/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ruth.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>ruth</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-15T07:36:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://modelhusband.blog/2013/03/13/product-reviews-by-men-breathe-right-strips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://modelhusband.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/breathe-right-review.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>breathe right 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