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How To Put Your Woman In Her Place

A picture of me about to put my woman in her place. The intensity is very apparent.

A picture of me about to put my woman in her place. The intensity is very apparent.

There comes a time in a relationship when the woman gets all frazzled and starts acting peculiar, often times treating her partner in a way that is not preferable to them. This is often the result of stress, feeling under appreciated or a certain monthly visitor. Regardless, this behavior is detrimental to a healthy, happy relationship, thus a man is often forced to put his woman in her place.

The process is actually quite easy, especially if you’re observant during the times when your woman has down time. My wife’s place happens to be a couch in the front room of our flat, a spacious area with a nice view and lots of light. She tends to lounge in here when she’s reading or watching shows on her iPad, so it’s definitely the location in our house where she feels the most comfortable. Some women, however have a wide variety of places they enjoy depending on their mood or the sorts of activities they want to pursue. Your woman’s place may also be a couch, but it could also be outside in a hammock, on a recliner in a cozy study or even floating through the sky in a hot air balloon.

While location is an important aspect of putting your woman in her place, one must also take into consideration the necessary accouterments and supplies as well. My wife actually wears a uniform when I put her in her place, usually pajama pants and an over-sized sweater or t-shirt when it’s warm. She also equips herself with a blanket, a few aesthetically unappealing yet comfortable pillows and is often joined by our cat Snuggles. Additionally, a warm cup of coffee is a must, though wine can be substituted when she has to be put in her place in a more intense fashion.

A mistake that often occurs during the process of putting a woman in her place is the assumption that you should linger in her place. Even though this will sometimes be appreciated or even requested, removing yourself from her place usually makes the experience more pleasurable for her. Additionally, not talking to the woman is also recommended.

So you see, putting a woman in her place isn’t really as hard as many make it out to be. Just pay attention and eventually, putting your woman in her place will be second nature.

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