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Note to Reader: While reading this, your mind will instinctively begin picturing what Bill’s penis looks like. We apologize in advance. I CALL BULLSHIT. If the wearer of one of these “Pure Ecstasy” condoms is supposed to feel some sort of enjoyment or wonderful tingling sensation in their naughty bits whilst making love with their … Continue reading
Berlin is home to thousands of unique culinary destinations encompassing a myriad of international themes and flavors. I’ve personally visited quite a few different restaurants during my time here and will one day transcribe my experiences, perhaps creating a pretentious book about why my ability to eat food in a European country makes me an … Continue reading
This is a spiritual successor of sorts to Don’t Worry Ma’am, I’m Not Chasing You A few months ago I was on my way down to the U-Bahn (subway) station and noticed a woman struggling to get a baby carriage (complete with live baby) down the stairs that led underground. Being the gentleman that I … Continue reading
It pains me to write these words, but unfortunately my manly recipe for beer can chicken did not win the Grilling with Sun King contest. But hey, that’s cool. I still had a blast making some new friends and drinking free delicious beer all night. No seriously, I got drunk on free beer. Best. Night. … Continue reading
Back in 1987, a group of elite commandos arrived in a Central American jungle to combat a force of guerrilla soldiers only to end up protecting the Earth from a race of galactic sport hunters. 6 years later, a multi-national group of teenagers came together to fight pollution through the use of magical rings that … Continue reading
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