Berlin is home to thousands of unique culinary destinations encompassing a myriad of international themes and flavors. I’ve personally visited quite a few different restaurants during my time here and will one day transcribe my experiences, perhaps creating a pretentious book about why my ability to eat food in a European country makes me an … Continue reading
This is a spiritual successor of sorts to Don’t Worry Ma’am, I’m Not Chasing You A few months ago I was on my way down to the U-Bahn (subway) station and noticed a woman struggling to get a baby carriage (complete with live baby) down the stairs that led underground. Being the gentleman that I … Continue reading
Back in 1987, a group of elite commandos arrived in a Central American jungle to combat a force of guerrilla soldiers only to end up protecting the Earth from a race of galactic sport hunters. 6 years later, a multi-national group of teenagers came together to fight pollution through the use of magical rings that … Continue reading
I’m what you might call a “hurried walker”. When I’m out and about, moving from point A to point B, I tend to do so as quickly as possible. While I certainly wouldn’t rank myself very high amongst the world’s great speed walkers, I do feel like I have a comparable intensity to my gait. … Continue reading
Back in 2005, I was a care free dude that didn’t really adhere to the concept of “metrosexuality” and pampering yourself. To me, it was just another means of emasculating the human male and pushing the agenda of the superficial self-care and clothing industry. I was also hopelessly single at this time and struggling to … Continue reading
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