Have you ever gotten into an argument heated discussion with your wife? HAHA, OF COURSE YOU HAVE! Have you ever said something to your wife that the second it left your lips made you immediately think to yourself, “OHHHHHHH SHIT”. Once again, I’m pretty sure you have. [That is, unless you’re boring as f*** and … Continue reading
Category Archives: Writies
When we write things and you read or don’t read them.
Facebook Makes Parenting Sound Super Lame
As my wife and I near our fourth anniversary and I near thirty, the question about children and whether or not we’ll be creating them has come up quite often. We tend to tell people that while we do like children, we just aren’t quite ready for them. That statement, unfortunately isn’t the whole story; … Continue reading
Product Reviews by Men: Breathe Right Strips
If you’re anything like me, than Consumer Reports just isn’t badass enough for you. You may be able to give me your arbitrary reviews for certain products, Consumer Reports, but can you tell me how your products will fair in an all-out street brawl in an entertaining way? I DON’T THINK SO. Men don’t read … Continue reading
The Curious Case of Too Many F***ING Pillows
In addition to being the primary bread winner in our little family unit, my wife is also really good at interior decorating. Since being married, my living spaces have been vibrant, comfortable and fill me to the brim with pride. These spaces were also filled with an extraordinary amount of pillows. Pillows and I have … Continue reading
When Fitness Boot Camp Goes Wrong: My Wife Beat the Sh*t Out of Me
When I think about what celebrity couple would closely resemble my marriage, (a) I never thought it would be Ike and Tina Turner and (b) if it did, I never thought I would relate more to Tina. But a few weeks ago something happened that added evidence to the fact that I am, indeed, a battered … Continue reading