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No Thank You, I’d Prefer Not To Hold That Baby
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No Thank You, I’d Prefer Not To Hold That Baby

Posted on February 5, 2014 by Ethan Moses • Leave a comment

As the manager of domestic affairs in my household, it’s often presumed that I’m also equipped with motherly instincts and the ability to nurture. While I’d like to think I’m pretty good at interacting with children, I’m  not exactly comfortable with them when they’re at their softest and most erratic i.e. during the baby years. … Continue reading →

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Hoping @burgerking see these sweet facts/tips and makes me a brand ambassador for Europe. I have thousands more burger related tips and tricks since my friends and I are are basically burger aficionados. If you ever get into burger trouble, you know where to find me 😘#burgerking #alwaysgrinding #burgerprofessional #brandambassador #adviceguruandalsogoodwithtipsandtricks
I tend to give my cat a hard time for all of the attitude she gives me (and the numerous hair balls spewed upon hard to clean fabrics). However, after a review of pictures on my Facebook profile, I’ve come to the conclusion that I may be partly to blame. In retrospect, my urge to get immersed in German culture pigeonholed her modeling career. Once we realized that German cats are far bitchier looking than she, our momentum was gone. Followed by @realgrumpycat ‘s rise to fame, her fate was sealed. Should have stuck to the rural circuit. Sorry Scuffles. #unfortunatecareerplanning #livingyourdreamsthroughyourcats #stagedad #truefriends #catsofinstagram #cats #catmodel
Scuffle’s attempt to mail herself back to the United States was thwarted by her own inability to sit in a box long enough. Friendship intact! #cantescapemylove #forgotbreathingholes #nothumbsnoescapeplan #hurray #catsofinstagram #berlin #truefriends
My New Years resolution is to take pseudoscientific life enhancement devices super seriously. Step 1: #saltlamp . Based on the directions that I skimmed over, this lamp either protects me from ghosts, gives me ghosts powers or allows ghosts to cross the spiritual barrier into my soul. #ghost #twooutofthree #pseudoscience #newyearnewboo #phantomadultery #2019
Thanks for the help Scuffles the cat, but your dough kneading left a lot to be desired. #catsofinstagram #pizza #pizzacat #doughnotdothatagain
Thanks for showing me a good time #xian #china and a special thanks for keeping mall culture alive. #mallculture #amallforeverycitizen

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