Welcome to a new Model Husband feature (WE HAVE SO MANY, RIGHT?) where we discuss how you, as the king of your castle, should decorate said castle. The exterior of your house says a lot about the occupants who reside inside. A poorly landscaped house is not only an eye sore to your neighbors, … Continue reading
If you’re anything like me, nothing gives you more of a thrill than playing a well-planned prank on your significant other. Be it as simple as laying in wait in a dark room to scare the pee pee out of your unsuspecting spouse or spending countless hours doing something like this, pranking your lover is … Continue reading
Recently, I’ve been having some trouble sleeping. It might be because I’m unusually stressed at work or it might be because those damn gnomes are back and this time they’re stealing the sheep I normally count. Haha, just kidding. It’s probably because I’m not drinking enough at night to pass out for an extended period … Continue reading
Welcome to a new Model Husband series, where you (the reader) get to step inside the head of one of the Model Husband writers’ heads as they daydream. Your continued reading of this post absolves Model Husband (and any of it’s writers) from any accountability or liability for any mental health issues that you, the reader, develop as a … Continue reading
Note to Reader: While reading this, your mind will instinctively begin picturing what Bill’s penis looks like. We apologize in advance. I CALL BULLSHIT. If the wearer of one of these “Pure Ecstasy” condoms is supposed to feel some sort of enjoyment or wonderful tingling sensation in their naughty bits whilst making love with their … Continue reading
