As I’ve written in pervious posts, I’m a filthy slob of a husband. So when my wife took the baby and went on a mini-vacation to see her family in the south and left me home alone, I knew it was a trap so she could come back and yell at me for how messy … Continue reading
Some men have trouble picking out presents for their wives. That’s why most websites will offer Valentine’s Day gift giving advice for men. But not us. We’re above that. Anyone can tell you what to buy your wife, but if every guy reads the same column, then every wife in America is going to get … Continue reading
It’s early February, and you know what that means boys. Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Just a reminder. You might want to do something for the special lady in your life. You’ll be glad you did, because if you don’t, well, haha, it’s your penis’s funeral. Doing something sweet/nice for your lady on … Continue reading
By: Bill Brumbach Although I’m still upset that Ethan won the 2012 HoTY Award (I truly suspect Lance Armstrong amounts of doping), I guess I can understand why. I probably wasn’t a legitimate contender for the award because I’m a filthy slob. The fact that I’m a filthy slob has enraged my wife so much, … Continue reading
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