When a normally rotund individual begins losing weight, they also begin to expand their fashion possibilities. That being said, not all fashion journeys are worth embarking on, especially when a restricted penis is involved. Watch as I spend a day with “skinny jeans” and quickly realize that regardless of popularity, ill-fitting pants are still ill-fitting … Continue reading
I’ve spent the last few days watching every single Facebook “look back” video that’s been published to my newsfeed, soaking in pictures of smiling people, life achievements and a subtle hint that I may not value things 90% of my network values. While I’m not necessarily annoyed at these videos, I’ve noticed they appear to … Continue reading
When asked what I do for a living, I usually mutter something about being a freelance writer but eventually people discover that my primary job is keeping our flat clean and orderly. For most, this is understandable but I’m often mocked for this by people with more conventional jobs. I realize it’s all in good … Continue reading
I started to write an article today about something, but then I drank too much coffee and got really excited about ninjas. As a result, I put together a ninja themed drama called The Loneliest Ninja. It’s a modern day ninja drama for modern day ninja fans. Also, it has absolutely nothing to do with the … Continue reading
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