So I just found out that my wife is undermining society in a way that could lead to the loss of our entire generation. I feel like I need to apologize on her behalf as I’m a fan of society and the thought of it being undermined makes me sick to my stomach. The worst … Continue reading
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The Power Of Pure Skin Care: Let’s Lotion the F*** Up!
When I was growing up, the maintenance of one’s skin was restricted to preventing acne flare ups and rubbing anti bacterial gel on open wounds (ones earned though manly endeavors like fist fights and cutting down trees). I stuck to this ideology for a large portion of my life, turning my nose up at the … Continue reading
Three Things Men Do That Consistently Annoy Women and How to Fix Them
Hi, friends! How are you doing today? I certainly hope you’re doing good and enjoying the lovely weather that’s decided to return. Gentlemen, it’s come to my attention recently that there are certain things we as men do that have a tendency to irk our wives/significant others. Don’t worry about how I have learned of … Continue reading
Bad Ideas in the History of Man: Hardcore Porn
Hardcore porn. We all love it. But just like most things we love, we can often be blind* to the damage those things are doing to our lives. I know what you’re thinking; what possible harm could hardcore porn be doing to me, Bill? Well I’m glad you asked, you filthy pervert. If you’re like … Continue reading
Of Mimicry and A**holes: A Dramatic Mime Tale
My wife and me went to Rome this past weekend with her parents. During dinner one night, I thought I was going to have to use my chubby fists to protect a mime. Here is my story. It’d been a long but eventful day in Rome for us. After a tour of the Colosseum and … Continue reading