As I’ve written in pervious posts, I’m a filthy slob of a husband. So when my wife took the baby and went on a mini-vacation to see her family in the south and left me home alone, I knew it was a trap so she could come back and yell at me for how messy … Continue reading
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Get Your Game Face On: Valentine’s Day in Paris
Before my wife and I were married, she was absolutely obsessed with the Parisian way of life. Her apartment was adorned with drawings of fancy French shoes, pictures of fancy French words and the romantic French destinations that she’d fantasized about visiting with her one true love. At the time, I had a pretty solid … Continue reading
More Valentine’s Day Gift Giving Advice: What Not To Do
Some men have trouble picking out presents for their wives. That’s why most websites will offer Valentine’s Day gift giving advice for men. But not us. We’re above that. Anyone can tell you what to buy your wife, but if every guy reads the same column, then every wife in America is going to get … Continue reading
Babies Be Mean Mugging Me
I tend to walk around Berlin everyday for at least an hour while listening to podcasts (catching up on My Brother, My Brother and Me currently) and generally having a merry old time. As of late, however I’ve begun to notice that other street occupants aren’t quite taking to me sharing their sidewalk. These individuals … Continue reading
How to Save a Bunch of Money on Valentine’s Day and Other Advice
It’s early February, and you know what that means boys. Valentine’s Day is right around the corner. Just a reminder. You might want to do something for the special lady in your life. You’ll be glad you did, because if you don’t, well, haha, it’s your penis’s funeral. Doing something sweet/nice for your lady on … Continue reading