For the last few weeks I’ve been carefully monitoring Facebook feeds, forum posts and Reddit comments and I’m getting the impression that many of you are super pissed about…well everything. I can relate as my unusually naive yet enthusiastic writing style masks a broken man full of regrets and sorrow. That’s what I would say … Continue reading
Tag Archives: cats
When Show Cats Don’t Show: Why We Aren’t Youtube Millionaires
When I adopted my cats, my intent was to give a home to them as a means of preventing them from living the life of a stray. The stray life is a tough life and looking back, I highly doubt either Scuffles or Snuggles would have survived very long. With that in mind, it’s about … Continue reading
Don’t Worry, I’m A Crazy Cat Lady Too
This will be a quick post, but I just wanted to send a message to the women out there getting accused of being crazy cat ladies. Today, I had an in-depth conversation with my cats about ways they could prevent the tracking of litter throughout the house. This conversation went on for an inappropriately long … Continue reading
The Hypocrisy of Cat Owners In Regards To Human Children
I was tending to my usual grocery duties the other day when a young boy hurriedly pushed past me on his way to the checkout line. He almost knocked the carton of eggs I was holding out of my hands and didn’t even acknowledge how rude his actions were. I shook my fist internally, judging both his actions and … Continue reading
The Curious Case of Too Many F***ING Pillows
In addition to being the primary bread winner in our little family unit, my wife is also really good at interior decorating. Since being married, my living spaces have been vibrant, comfortable and fill me to the brim with pride. These spaces were also filled with an extraordinary amount of pillows. Pillows and I have … Continue reading