We’re more than happy to submit to your will.
We’re taking the rest of the week off in order to adequately prepare our lives for the coming of the Valentine’s Day baby, a child whose priorities were completely out of whack upon its birth. In the meantime, read what we wrote on the subject last year:
More Valentine’s Day Gift Giving Advice, What Not To Do
And to close, for some of you, tomorrow will be a day filled to the brim with love, gifts and happiness. For others, it may be a bit glum. Please take that into consideration when you brag about how romantic your day (and night) will be, love can be sickening to those that have not been bit.
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