Have you ever gotten into an argument heated discussion with your wife? HAHA, OF COURSE YOU HAVE! Have you ever said something to your wife that the second it left your lips made you immediately think to yourself, “OHHHHHHH SHIT”. Once again, I’m pretty sure you have. [That is, unless you’re boring as f*** and … Continue reading
Author Archives: Comic Bill Brumbach
Product Reviews by Men: Breathe Right Strips
If you’re anything like me, than Consumer Reports just isn’t badass enough for you. You may be able to give me your arbitrary reviews for certain products, Consumer Reports, but can you tell me how your products will fair in an all-out street brawl in an entertaining way? I DON’T THINK SO. Men don’t read … Continue reading
When Fitness Boot Camp Goes Wrong: My Wife Beat the Sh*t Out of Me
When I think about what celebrity couple would closely resemble my marriage, (a) I never thought it would be Ike and Tina Turner and (b) if it did, I never thought I would relate more to Tina. But a few weeks ago something happened that added evidence to the fact that I am, indeed, a battered … Continue reading
Sex Advice for Committed Men (Probably NSFW)
Gentlemen, let’s be candid here. This post is about sex. We love sex and women love sex (despite some of their best efforts to make us think otherwise). Now, I am not a sex expert sexpert, but I am a pervert. Does that count? But I wanted to talk about some of the more important … Continue reading
Solid Advice for New Husbands, Part One
So you’ve decided to get married. YOU FOOL. Just kidding, HAHAHAHAHAHA (my wife reads my posts and I’m very scared of in love with her). What kind of Model Husband website would we be if we didn’t offer some advice to our brethren who recently took the plunge? Most people would say that being married … Continue reading