Fact: Playing games in the summer is entirely too much fun. Fact: Men love playing competitive games. Cavemen used to see how far they could throw dinosaur bones after gorging themselves on delicious dinosaur meat. The winner would get to copulate with all of the tribe’s women. That’s why sexual activities are sometimes referred to as “boning” … Continue reading
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Happy 4th of July
Hey gang, we’ll be taking the rest of the week off to celebrate our independence (and also to recover from firework related injuries) but we wanted to wish everyone a safe and exciting 4th of July. If you don’t happen to be an American, have a safe and exciting day anyway! Continue reading
Don’t Worry, I’m A Crazy Cat Lady Too
This will be a quick post, but I just wanted to send a message to the women out there getting accused of being crazy cat ladies. Today, I had an in-depth conversation with my cats about ways they could prevent the tracking of litter throughout the house. This conversation went on for an inappropriately long … Continue reading
Manly Recipes: RIBS
One of the best parts of summer is grilling outside. As a man, it’s the manliest way for you to cook food for your family. This series is designed to help the modern Model Husband find easy, manly recipes that will allow them to both feed their family and impress their loved ones with their … Continue reading
Of Spouses and Robots: Some Helpful Advice
It’s Monday and after a long, rainy weekend in Berlin, the sun is finally shining bright! It’s one of those days that makes you want to conjure up as much good energy as possible and do something to change the world. Being that I have quite a bit of free time today, I decided to … Continue reading