There was once a point in history when navigating buildings was made all but impossible by a lack of accessible openings. Frustrated with domiciles that lacked an entry point, a wise and noble inventor decided to knock a big hole into the side of his building, thus creating a means of entering and exiting without … Continue reading
Category Archives: Writies
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No Thank You, I’d Prefer Not To Hold That Baby
As the manager of domestic affairs in my household, it’s often presumed that I’m also equipped with motherly instincts and the ability to nurture. While I’d like to think I’m pretty good at interacting with children, I’m not exactly comfortable with them when they’re at their softest and most erratic i.e. during the baby years. … Continue reading
Seasonal Reviews: Winter
Dear Winter, I hate you. Won’t you die and not come back? I hate you so bad, the fact that Pawtuxony Pawtucket Pawsandhoofs Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow on Sunday and you’re gonna be hanging around for an extra six weeks makes me want to punch an unsuspecting rodent in the face. Haven’t you done … Continue reading
Episode 3: Turtleneck Boobs or Fall Back on The Button Up
Originally posted on Learning From Strangers:
Two weeks in a row? Did a real life producer take over ‘Learning From Strangers” duties? Nope, we’re just riding the wave that is the new year. We’re also high on life, like dangerously high. Dressing for success is very important in today’s fast paced social environment as few…
How To Put Your Woman In Her Place
There comes a time in a relationship when the woman gets all frazzled and starts acting peculiar, often times treating her partner in a way that is not preferable to them. This is often the result of stress, feeling under appreciated or a certain monthly visitor. Regardless, this behavior is detrimental to a healthy, happy … Continue reading