Dear Internet Social Connection, Hey! It’s been awhile and I know we don’t talk much, but I thought you should know something; your social media is totally trashing your good name. I know it’s shocking and I know you and your social media are close, but someone had to tell you before it’s too late. … Continue reading
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How to Lose Weight And Become A Huge A***hole In The Process
I’ve never been an extremely overweight guy, but I’ve always been a tad bit bulkier than I’d like. About two years ago I got really excited about endurance and obstacle course races and began working out for long periods of time everyday. As a result, I lost a ton of weight and started to feel … Continue reading
The Hypocrisy of Cat Owners In Regards To Human Children
I was tending to my usual grocery duties the other day when a young boy hurriedly pushed past me on his way to the checkout line. He almost knocked the carton of eggs I was holding out of my hands and didn’t even acknowledge how rude his actions were. I shook my fist internally, judging both his actions and … Continue reading