I started to write an article today about something, but then I drank too much coffee and got really excited about ninjas. As a result, I put together a ninja themed drama called The Loneliest Ninja. It’s a modern day ninja drama for modern day ninja fans. Also, it has absolutely nothing to do with the … Continue reading
If you’ve read anything I’ve written in the last few months or had the “pleasure” of meeting me in person, you’re aware of the fact that I’m attempting to get back into the shape I was in a few years ago. While my main motivation is health and longevity (I want my wife to be … Continue reading
So I just found out that my wife is undermining society in a way that could lead to the loss of our entire generation. I feel like I need to apologize on her behalf as I’m a fan of society and the thought of it being undermined makes me sick to my stomach. The worst … Continue reading
When I was growing up, the maintenance of one’s skin was restricted to preventing acne flare ups and rubbing anti bacterial gel on open wounds (ones earned though manly endeavors like fist fights and cutting down trees). I stuck to this ideology for a large portion of my life, turning my nose up at the … Continue reading
My wife and me went to Rome this past weekend with her parents. During dinner one night, I thought I was going to have to use my chubby fists to protect a mime. Here is my story. It’d been a long but eventful day in Rome for us. After a tour of the Colosseum and … Continue reading
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