We’re taking the rest of the week off in order to adequately prepare our lives for the coming of the Valentine’s Day baby, a child whose priorities were completely out of whack upon its birth. In the meantime, read what we wrote on the subject last year: Prepping For Paris More Valentine’s Day Gift Giving … Continue reading
Author Archives: Ethan Moses
Ask a Husband: The Significance of a Party and Paper
Q: I am not married and honestly I’m on the fence with marriage in general. It seems to be just a piece of paper that recognizes you as a couple through the government- with a usually expensive ass celebration to go with it. Does the act, celebration, or certificate of marriage have that big of … Continue reading
Episode 4: Friend-zoned by a Paleo Muffin
Originally posted on Learning From Strangers:
In this week’s episode, Holly and Ethan discuss the “friend zone“, a zone that sounds really cool but actually isn’t. Since both have been in the driver and passenger seat of the bus headed straight towards the friend-zone, they’ve decided to dig into the matter in hopes of preventing…
Model Husband Reviews: A Day in the Life of Skinny Jeans (Video)
When a normally rotund individual begins losing weight, they also begin to expand their fashion possibilities. That being said, not all fashion journeys are worth embarking on, especially when a restricted penis is involved. Watch as I spend a day with “skinny jeans” and quickly realize that regardless of popularity, ill-fitting pants are still ill-fitting … Continue reading
A Better Facebook “Look Back” Video
I’ve spent the last few days watching every single Facebook “look back” video that’s been published to my newsfeed, soaking in pictures of smiling people, life achievements and a subtle hint that I may not value things 90% of my network values. While I’m not necessarily annoyed at these videos, I’ve noticed they appear to … Continue reading