My wife works hard every day to support our tiny little bi-species family so she deserves to come home, kick off her shoes and put on comfortable clothes in preparation for a low key evening. Unfortunately, her quest for post work relaxation has resulted in our flat slowly resembling something Kevin McCallister from Home Alone … Continue reading
Category Archives: Writies
When we write things and you read or don’t read them.
The Unintended Consequences of Sleeping Pills
Recently, I’ve been having some trouble sleeping. It might be because I’m unusually stressed at work or it might be because those damn gnomes are back and this time they’re stealing the sheep I normally count. Haha, just kidding. It’s probably because I’m not drinking enough at night to pass out for an extended period … Continue reading
Kids These Days: How to Counteract Crotchety Old Man Syndrome
I am a mere 8 days away from turning thirty, a birthday that to many symbolizes the official ascent into adulthood and a need for doing away with childish dreams and activities. It would appear that this is not always voluntary as many people begrudgingly fall in line, take on more responsibility and begin to … Continue reading
A Tale of Starch: My Descent into Madness (and Sleepiness)
Well hello everyone, it’s been quite some time hasn’t it? I know you may be curious as to what the esteemed staff at Model Husband has been doing for the last few weeks and I’m here to do my best to explain. I’d love to say we were doing really important behind the scenes work, … Continue reading
Should Animals Wear Clothes?
When we first found out we were moving to Germany, my brother and his wife sent us this lovely cat-sized lederhosen. We very much appreciated this gift and decided that we should go ahead and dress one of the cats up in it and then send them a picture so that they could see how … Continue reading