Dear Internet Social Connection, Hey! It’s been awhile and I know we don’t talk much, but I thought you should know something; your social media is totally trashing your good name. I know it’s shocking and I know you and your social media are close, but someone had to tell you before it’s too late. … Continue reading
Tag Archives: children
Parenting Advice: How To Bully Proof Your Child
Other than finding out that you gave birth to the literal spawn of Satan, discovering that your child is the victim of a bully is one of the worst things a parent has to deal with as their child grows up. Nothing can can be more detrimental to the healthy development of a young person … Continue reading
Don’t Worry Ladies, I’m Not Going To Steal Your Babies
This is a spiritual successor of sorts to Don’t Worry Ma’am, I’m Not Chasing You A few months ago I was on my way down to the U-Bahn (subway) station and noticed a woman struggling to get a baby carriage (complete with live baby) down the stairs that led underground. Being the gentleman that I … Continue reading
Facebook Makes Parenting Sound Super Lame
As my wife and I near our fourth anniversary and I near thirty, the question about children and whether or not we’ll be creating them has come up quite often. We tend to tell people that while we do like children, we just aren’t quite ready for them. That statement, unfortunately isn’t the whole story; … Continue reading