It pains me to write these words, but unfortunately my manly recipe for beer can chicken did not win the Grilling with Sun King contest. But hey, that’s cool. I still had a blast making some new friends and drinking free delicious beer all night. No seriously, I got drunk on free beer. Best. Night. … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: July 2013
Same Guts, Same Butts: Why The Division of Humanity Will Ruin Our Planet
Back in 1987, a group of elite commandos arrived in a Central American jungle to combat a force of guerrilla soldiers only to end up protecting the Earth from a race of galactic sport hunters. 6 years later, a multi-national group of teenagers came together to fight pollution through the use of magical rings that … Continue reading
A Poor Sportsman’s Guide to Good Sportsmanship
Fact: Playing games in the summer is entirely too much fun. Fact: Men love playing competitive games. Cavemen used to see how far they could throw dinosaur bones after gorging themselves on delicious dinosaur meat. The winner would get to copulate with all of the tribe’s women. That’s why sexual activities are sometimes referred to as “boning” … Continue reading
Happy 4th of July
Hey gang, we’ll be taking the rest of the week off to celebrate our independence (and also to recover from firework related injuries) but we wanted to wish everyone a safe and exciting 4th of July. If you don’t happen to be an American, have a safe and exciting day anyway! Continue reading
Don’t Worry, I’m A Crazy Cat Lady Too
This will be a quick post, but I just wanted to send a message to the women out there getting accused of being crazy cat ladies. Today, I had an in-depth conversation with my cats about ways they could prevent the tracking of litter throughout the house. This conversation went on for an inappropriately long … Continue reading
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