Welcome to a new Model Husband series, where you (the reader) get to step inside the head of one of the Model Husband writers’ heads as they daydream. Your continued reading of this post absolves Model Husband (and any of it’s writers) from any accountability or liability for any mental health issues that you, the reader, develop as a … Continue reading
I would consider both my wife and me to be hard workers, though we definitely have different definitions of what hard work actually entails. Where as I put more importance in the thought process and preparation that occurs before hard work begins, she actually just works really hard and accomplishes the task at hand with … Continue reading
Note to Reader: While reading this, your mind will instinctively begin picturing what Bill’s penis looks like. We apologize in advance. I CALL BULLSHIT. If the wearer of one of these “Pure Ecstasy” condoms is supposed to feel some sort of enjoyment or wonderful tingling sensation in their naughty bits whilst making love with their … Continue reading
Berlin is home to thousands of unique culinary destinations encompassing a myriad of international themes and flavors. I’ve personally visited quite a few different restaurants during my time here and will one day transcribe my experiences, perhaps creating a pretentious book about why my ability to eat food in a European country makes me an … Continue reading
This is a spiritual successor of sorts to Don’t Worry Ma’am, I’m Not Chasing You A few months ago I was on my way down to the U-Bahn (subway) station and noticed a woman struggling to get a baby carriage (complete with live baby) down the stairs that led underground. Being the gentleman that I … Continue reading
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