Recently, I’ve been having some trouble sleeping. It might be because I’m unusually stressed at work or it might be because those damn gnomes are back and this time they’re stealing the sheep I normally count. Haha, just kidding. It’s probably because I’m not drinking enough at night to pass out for an extended period … Continue reading
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Manly Daydreaming: If I Were “The Wolverine”
Welcome to a new Model Husband series, where you (the reader) get to step inside the head of one of the Model Husband writers’ heads as they daydream. Your continued reading of this post absolves Model Husband (and any of it’s writers) from any accountability or liability for any mental health issues that you, the reader, develop as a … Continue reading
True Confessions of a Model Husband Part 1
We all have our secrets. In fact, most things that happen in a marriage, stay within that marriage unless you’re fool enough to broadcast those things using social media. Fun Fact: If you’re going through a divorce, Facebook is not the place to discuss the details. But sometimes we can even start to keep secrets … Continue reading
Hey Women! Stop Winning So Much Bread!
So I just found out that my wife is undermining society in a way that could lead to the loss of our entire generation. I feel like I need to apologize on her behalf as I’m a fan of society and the thought of it being undermined makes me sick to my stomach. The worst … Continue reading
The Power Of Pure Skin Care: Let’s Lotion the F*** Up!
When I was growing up, the maintenance of one’s skin was restricted to preventing acne flare ups and rubbing anti bacterial gel on open wounds (ones earned though manly endeavors like fist fights and cutting down trees). I stuck to this ideology for a large portion of my life, turning my nose up at the … Continue reading