For the last few weeks I’ve been carefully monitoring Facebook feeds, forum posts and Reddit comments and I’m getting the impression that many of you are super pissed about…well everything. I can relate as my unusually naive yet enthusiastic writing style masks a broken man full of regrets and sorrow. That’s what I would say …
When considering a romantic getaway, one must always take into consideration the likes and dislikes of their significant other. Not only should a person avoid places their partner may not like, they should also be aware of choosing a location their partner may like too much. That more or less describes our trip to Prague …
When a normally rotund individual begins losing weight, they also begin to expand their fashion possibilities. That being said, not all fashion journeys are worth embarking on, especially when a restricted penis is involved. Watch as I spend a day with “skinny jeans” and quickly realize that regardless of popularity, ill-fitting pants are still ill-fitting …
As the manager of domestic affairs in my household, it’s often presumed that I’m also equipped with motherly instincts and the ability to nurture. While I’d like to think I’m pretty good at interacting with children, I’m not exactly comfortable with them when they’re at their softest and most erratic i.e. during the baby years. …
Dear Winter, I hate you. Won’t you die and not come back? I hate you so bad, the fact that Pawtuxony Pawtucket Pawsandhoofs Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow on Sunday and you’re gonna be hanging around for an extra six weeks makes me want to punch an unsuspecting rodent in the face. Haven’t you done …
There comes a time in a relationship when the woman gets all frazzled and starts acting peculiar, often times treating her partner in a way that is not preferable to them. This is often the result of stress, feeling under appreciated or a certain monthly visitor. Regardless, this behavior is detrimental to a healthy, happy …
Dear Internet Social Connection, Hey! It’s been awhile and I know we don’t talk much, but I thought you should know something; your social media is totally trashing your good name. I know it’s shocking and I know you and your social media are close, but someone had to tell you before it’s too late. …
When I adopted my cats, my intent was to give a home to them as a means of preventing them from living the life of a stray. The stray life is a tough life and looking back, I highly doubt either Scuffles or Snuggles would have survived very long. With that in mind, it’s about …
Influenced by the likes of Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern and Adam Richman, I decided to make an attempt at creating a travel show last winter. While my heart was in the right place, it didn’t end up being that great of a project. Regardless, there’s a lot to learn from mistakes and seeing as I …
I realize it’s been quite some time since I’ve written on this blog, but I feel as if I have a pretty decent excuse. Actually, I had a couple. I was going to claim that I was affected by the government shut down, but my wife didn’t think that was very appropriate. In hindsight I’d …
Today marks the anniversary of me existing on this planet for 30 years. I didn’t really think that turning 30 was too big of a deal, but my wife seems to think differently. She’s really wanted to make this particular birthday special while also being extra sensitive to my feelings. While this may be the …
Energy. We needz it and we needz it quickly. That’s the reason why coffee chains like Starbucks and Dunkin Donuts are rolling in the dough*. But drinking coffee is for old people. Who wants bad breath, stained teeth, and the pressing urge to defecate in one’s own britches? That’s why companies wised up to the demands of a younger generation who … Continue reading
Back in 2005, I was a care free dude that didn’t really adhere to the concept of “metrosexuality” and pampering yourself. To me, it was just another means of emasculating the human male and pushing the agenda of the superficial self-care and clothing industry. I was also hopelessly single at this time and struggling to … Continue reading
It’s summer time and with hot weather comes the need to quench one’s thirst with cool, delicious alcoholic beverages. With the over consumption of cool, delicious alcoholic beverages comes the need to settle gentlemanly differences through the the testosterone fueled dance known as the street fight. While such altercations were once highly revered throughout mankind, … Continue reading
It’s been about 6 months since we launched Model Husband and we’ve been very happy with the support from our slowly growing community. We wouldn’t write if it wasn’t for you all as then it’d just be like keeping a diary and we grew out of that stage during our teen years. We’ve been doing … Continue reading
I started to write an article today about something, but then I drank too much coffee and got really excited about ninjas. As a result, I put together a ninja themed drama called The Loneliest Ninja. It’s a modern day ninja drama for modern day ninja fans. Also, it has absolutely nothing to do with the … Continue reading
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